Pre-Match Update

ok. 4 more hours or so before the second match. you people should have woken up by now. if not, damn it! it's ok. continue sleeping. it's the weekend, anyway.

to kick off today's pre match report, here's an update.

the weather east side is looking mighty fine for a late afternoon kick about or and ass whipping session (ours that is). Forecasted occasional light rains, temperatures ranging from 24 to 31 degrees celcius. How occasional the rain might be, no one can exactly predict, but we cannot depend on the rain to make it happen, although we pray the hot evening sun won't make an appearance.

the bears today take the field with a slight change from the first match. Back in the squad will be Sher, hopefully feeling better after being down with fever. Our number 10, faizal is also fit after a dislocated shoulder deemed him unfit after half an hour against manu sg. notable absentees will be rendra off for a quick getaway that was granted over compassionate reasons. married personnels seemed to be the absentees this week, including hilmi and nude who could be out for a porn filming session, what with the number 69 on his back and all. no nonsense bonafide porn star.

oh and this just in. seems that our number 6, iqi is still tied up with the bosman ruling having problems with agents and maybe his car stalled along the way, waiting for a tow. so he's out. in his place we seem to have been infiltrated by our opponents last week although he was an absentee, a player name fariz, an unknown quality to us, but nevertheless, we lack in that department anyway. so that's that. the more the merrier. merry christmas.

Predictions for the match
Before we get specifically on match matters, the 100-1 odds is for sadik to report late, although he lives nearby. he might even still be sleeping ten minutes from kick off. lift your hats to our number 11, for he sets a good example of being a perfect procrastinator. the nearer you live, the farther it gets it seems. so sadik. you have been warned. more of this antics and you shall be banished to be the massage lady for two weeks.

as like the first match expect more huffing and puffing and panting and raving and self destructive offside traps. we will try our best to score or at least hold on to our lead. that should be our short term goal. so far we havent practice the most physical and important aspect of our game, that is: THE GOAL CELEBRATION.

LIKE THE SAYING GOES: KALAH TAKPE, STYLE MAU ADA.
(translated to canot make it english: lose nevermind, as long got style, mah...)

so carpediem. seize the day. see you on the pitch. do not be late. or it's your ass on the proverbial line.